The Six Lessons of Loki by Megami-of-Nekro, literature
Literature
The Six Lessons of Loki
I. The Norns are bitches. You can either entertain them or yourself. Deal with it.
II. If you plan to do something stupid, make sure you can save your own ass.
III. He who plays with fire risks getting burnt. Even I am no exception to this.
IV. Never lie, but only tell the truth if you have to.
V. Snake venom is painful.
VI. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but Mjollnir is sure to kill me.
LIVIN' LA VIDA LOKI
HE'S INTO SUPERPOWERS, ALIENS AND TESSARECTS
I FEEL A PREMONITION, THAT GUY'S GONNA STAB MY BACK
HE'S INTO DOMINATION, BRAINWASHING IN THE BLUE LIGHT
HE'S GOT A VILLAINOUS SCHEME FOR EVERY DAY AND NIGHT
HE'LL MAKE YOU SHOOT YOUR ARROWS AND SINK DOWN ALL YOUR FRIENDS
HE'LL MAKE YOU LIVE HIS FANTASY AND PRETEND THAT YOU'RE BEST FRIENDS
IT'S THE LATEST ASGARDIAN TREND!
COME ON!
UPSIDE, INSIDE OUT, I'M LIVIN' LA VIDA LOKI
HE'LL PUSH AND PULL ME DOWN, LIVIN' LA VIDA LOKI
HIS HAIR IS RAVEN BLACK AND HIS FASHION AIN'T LOW KEY
HE WILL WEAR ME OUT LIVIN' LA VIDA LOKI
COME ON!
2X I'M LIVIN' LA VIDA LOKI
WOKE UP IN NEW